THE FOLLOWING STORY
IS TRUE
Only the facts have been changed.

Three years ago, I was on a trip to New Mexico with my Brother (let's just call him Tony) and a good friend (we'll call him Bubba). We were on a day trip driving around on the dirt back roads when we got lost. It was about 2pm when we pulled over to check the map. The next thing any of us remember is waking up 3 hours later on a mountain road nearly 40 miles from where we had first pulled over. We were all fine except for some light-headedness and one other strange fact: we were all wearing the wrong pants. We shrugged it off (it wasn't the first time it had happened, after all), but this time we hadn't been drinking tequila!! But it was getting late, so we shook out the cobwebs, exchanged pants and drove home. We never again spoke about it.

However, just last week, I gained possesion of an FBI file on the very incident I described above. Don't ask me how or at what cost...suffice to say many good people lost their lives. I am posting on the net so that people can know the truth about what is going on in and above our country every day!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE IN NATURE. OPENING THE FILE COULD RESULT IN AN INVESTIGATION OF YOUR PREVIOUS YEARS' TAX RETURNS. IF, IN THE DAYS AFTER VIEWING THE FILE AND IT'S CONTENTS, YOU NOTICE THAT YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED BY MEN IN BLACK SUITS DRIVING BLACK AMERICAN-MADE SEDANS...HEY MAN, DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU!


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